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Getting your words into printCreated by Charlotte in Being You, Learning
go click Self-publishing’s easy now. Why not turn that scribbled novel or childhood reminiscences into a book? Bring in oodles of cash, like E. L. James. So say put-your-work-into-print companies. But as someone who’s been self-publishing for more than twenty years, my view is slightly different.
الخيارات الثنائية نظام ويكي I never set out to do it. As a garden-loving stay-at-home mum, I wondered who the people were who ‘became’ plants, like the rose ‘Dorothy Perkins’, and lovely cottage pink, ‘Mrs. Sinkins’ – who was she? Two years’ research followed into the stories behind some 100 plants, whereupon I tried to get publishers interested. No dice. So I thought, ‘Stuff it – I’ll do it meself.’
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Well, in some ways things are more difficult. Too many books were published before, and with thousands of self-published titles added who’s going to know, or care, about yours? Amazon may list the title but we mostly buy books we hear about, and publishers not only pull strings but spend fortunes on publicity. Be realistic. There’s only little old you to promote it, and even if rip-off print companies are avoided, prepare to spend money, not make it. Against that, a book is somehow special, written maybe for the family, the local community, or just something of you that won’t get chucked out when they clear the house. With luck.
In years to come, when people marvel at the con trick that was ‘contemporary art’, and ask, ‘Why were people so gullible?’ Art and the Revolutionary Human Fruit Machine will prove conclusively that not everyone was.